An elderly couple were celebrating their 75th wedding anniversary by going to Vegas. When they finally arrive the gentleman says: " I'm tired from the long trip, honey, and I want to go to the room for a nap, o.k.?" The elderly woman says: "Well, o.k.!" I want to play the slots for a while, I'll be up later. See you then."

After an hour of losing, she finally got tired and headed back for the room. As she entered the room she heard this awful wheezing and panting coming from the bedroom. Rushing into the room she found the old man having sex with a beautiful blond. Grabbing the old man by the scruff of his neck, she quickly dragged him to the window and threw him out. The blond exclaimed: "What the hell was that for?" The elderly woman said: "HONEY! At his age, if he can fuck, he can fly."