There was a woman who put an ad in the news paper. This ad read "I am looking for a man that wont hit me, that wont run around me, and a man that is good in bed. So two weeks later a man shows up to her door in a wheel chair. He said: "I am here to answer you ad that was in the news paper." She said: "But you have no arms." He said: "I will never hit you." She said: "But you dont have any legs." He said: "I will never run around you." She said: "Well are you good in bed?" He said: "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"